Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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