Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he puts the penis in happiness.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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