its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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