Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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