Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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