I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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