That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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