I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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