Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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