Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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