I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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