If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Of course I have a pirate flag
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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