So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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