i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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