Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Randomize
