Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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