Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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