No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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