Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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