Sorry, I don't speak sober.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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