I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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