I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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