We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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