Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
