On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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