im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
there was a trapeze. enough said
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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