sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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