shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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