i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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