Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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