We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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