i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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