so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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