brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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