Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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