we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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