Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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