Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm passing your future prison.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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