I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I pour the whiskey from now on
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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