and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
it glows. i had to have it.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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