nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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