You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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