he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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