my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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