its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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