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i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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