i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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