I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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