I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize