Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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