We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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