While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
if only i could text you this smell
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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